Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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