He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
