Kiss
Puke
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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