omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
