Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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