When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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