I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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