i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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