Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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