Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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