were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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