Soap is not a condiment
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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