Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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