Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
