Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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