She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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