before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
