Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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