haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
is it fun? or sober?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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