You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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