I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're a waste of cheezeits
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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