Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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