we have officially lost it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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