he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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