we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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