you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just tell him i said nine months
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize