i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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