Please, let me fuck your mom
he shaved USA in his pubs
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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