STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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