He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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