he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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