I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
