We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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