If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
accomplished twins. life is a go
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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