Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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