is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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