So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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