Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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