he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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