I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
God I need to hump something, right now.
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