please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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