East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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