yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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