Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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