Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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