you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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