if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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