I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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