so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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