i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
so much tequila, so little girl.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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