Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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