After last night, I could never be a politician.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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