I like to think it a success when the cops are called
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I think i got beer on your cat.
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