I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
