it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
