Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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